Thoughts for the day

1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods-until I learned that a lot of people died of natural causes.
2.Gardening Rule: The best way to tell if a plant is valuable or a weed is to pull on it. If it comes out easily it is a valuable plant.
3. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
4.Never take life seriously-no one gets out alive.
5.There are 2 kinds of pedesterians. The quick and the dead.
6.An unbreakable toy is useful in breaking other toys.
7.If quitters never win, and winners never quit then who is the damn fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead"?
8.Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die.