10 ways you know that you are a redneck

1. You have more vehicles than there are people in your family
2. You own more buck knifes than silverware
3. You fix things with duct tape or bungee cords
4. You have cable for "Speed" the channel
5. Your kids can name all the Nascar drivers but not all the states
6. Your dogs have full rights to the couch
7. Jeff Foxworthy is your family's idol
8. You make your own pork rinds or "cracklin's"
9. You use your fireplace to burn household trash
10.You eat what your dogs catch in the backyard for dinner

(Disclaimer: this is intended for enjoyment only any resemblances to people real or imagined is purely coincidental.)